luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

hospitalstays:

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school cum

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

cordpm:

Elias Lindholm with Jacob Markstrom.

cordpm:

Elias Lindholm with Jacob Markstrom.

voracekmeoff:

“Excuse me, just going for my line change here.”

voracekmeoff:

“Excuse me, just going for my line change here.”

thats-so-meme:

ideal date

thats-so-meme:

ideal date